Some stuff I've learned.

This is the hubby again. which means most people will stop reading at this point. Corbin is having a hard time getting to sleep again tonight so I thought I would entertain all those who read this. Here is a list of one lines I've either come up with or learned from.
1. A wise woman once told me,"she's always right." any one that reads this knows that this isn't 100% true but I know that without my wife, I would be lost, for example One problem I've always had, is picking out what to wear. I've learned and for the most part I do alright but luckily for me, Carisa is there to correct me when the lines on my shirt are going perpendicular to the lines on my shorts. The last thing need is the guys teasing me on the golf course.
2. You only live once, it might as well taste good. I wish I could live this but my wife wants me to stay around as long as possible, and golf not only gets harder with age but also with size.
3. You never realize what you had until you don't have it any more. You can ask my wife to explain that one.
4. If it hurts, stop doing it. For a glimpse at my younger stupidity, compared to my current; When I was in high school, my friends would get together. We knew it got to late when we would take the dogs bark callers and put them up to our own throats. enough said.
5. When in doubt, read the instructions. Left over parts, aren't extra all the time.
6. If your camping and you hear someone ask for the campers gold, they are looking for the toilet paper.
7. Just because you have money, doesn't mean you have to spent it. Most the time, excess money spent goes straight to my hips.
8. A friend is someone that knows everything about you and loves you anyways.
9. Guys, flowers are good for any occasion, not just when it's a holiday or you might be in trouble.
Girls, guys want more then subtle hints.
10. If she ain't' happy, ain't' nobody happy.
11. Mostly guys, We have two ears and one mouth, use them proportionately.
12. Just because it happened to someone you know, doesn't mean that's how it happens to everybody, or even most people. If someone you know dies because of there seat belt, doesn't make seat belts bad, it just means they were in the .5%.
13. He who take offense, when offense ISN'T intended, is a fool and he who takes offense when offense IS intended is a greater fool. I have had my fare share of being a fool. This doesn't give anyone a reason to offend who ever they want. Tact is a good thing.
14. Just because it's not your way, doesn't mean it's the wrong way. The dishes will get cleaned either way and the laundry will get folded.
15. Life isn't fair but we can all strive to make it as fair as possible.
16. Tact is being able to tell someone they are going to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

These are just some of my thoughts, some are thoughts from college text books, and from funny forwards that lots of people don't like to get.
If this offends anyone, I'm sorry. Goodnight